OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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