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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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