Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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