its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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