So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
