All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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