Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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