Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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