I need help removing her.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize