R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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