We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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