she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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