Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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