it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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