it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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