You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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