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She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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