Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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