Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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