Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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