So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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