I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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