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(734): View more from Michigan

Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.

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(207): View more from Maine

cocks speak louder than words, as they say

(914): View more from New York

Nobody says that.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom

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(509): View more from Washington

I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'

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(423): View more from Tennessee

So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries

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(360): View more from Washington

I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been

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(630): View more from Illinois

Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?

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