oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Panties = found
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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