please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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