I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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