New low: just hacked my moms facebook
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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