You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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