When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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