the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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