Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
3pm strippers are depressing
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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