We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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