She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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