Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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