Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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