drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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