I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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