spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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