btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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