they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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