I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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