Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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