my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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