im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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