I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Will exercising make me less horny?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
