Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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