Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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