I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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