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She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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