Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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