he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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