I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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