Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My bed is full of blood and feathers
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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