Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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