You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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